I register, and enter the murky world of two-timing technology, taking note of the warning on the site: "Not all affairs have a positive effect on a marriage." What a masterpiece of understatement.
I wonder if anyone has ever read this, seen the wisdom of it and decided not to join. "I'm witty, charming, handsome and modest, and I'm kind to animals," I write, hoping this description will have a fairly broad appeal, and also include a recent photograph.
As many women approach forty, they start to look back on their lives and consider whether they've had as much fun as they'd like to have.
It may sound like an unpleasant niche website for a handful of amoral people to whom wedding vows never meant very much.
But it claims to have more than 100,000 members in the UK.
In a 2-month period, we hooked up with a total of 10 women.
They were ALL very attractive, and very (very, very, very) married. The main tip we can give you is to create an edgy profile.